To summon your deepest American powers, it helps to wear your spirit animal on your chest. The American bald eagle lets its mullet flutter freely in the wind to summon all the patriotic powers and freedom.
A few things that all Texans love: beef, beer, guns, America, and country music. Strait Texans know the best route to get to Amarillo by morning, when to call the fireman, and when to leave all their exes in Texas.
When you wanna curse, but have to be a professional. This version of the Come and Take It is safe for work. Wanna find out what happens with you f with Texas? Mess around and find out.
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Before you embark on a weekend of tailgating or tubing down the river, get yourself an insurance policy shirt. Now when you wash up on the shores or pass out in a bathroom stall, people will know where to return you. To Texas!