To summon your deepest American powers, it helps to wear your spirit animal on your chest. The American bald eagle lets its mullet flutter freely in the wind to summon all the patriotic powers and freedom.
In Trump's America, the SOTU is a time for celebration -- the party of the year. Best SOTU in history. Trust me. So raise a glass, suit up in your TPA gear, and let's Dilly Dilly to a SOTU drinking game.
When you wanna curse, but have to be a professional. This version of the Come and Take It is safe for work. Wanna find out what happens with you f with Texas? Mess around and find out.
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